Ok, I want to ask you think when I say Chuck Norris? Do you think about battle schemes? Or you just think about the jokes that people make about the great warrior of all times? Let me honest, I personally think about the jokes. And always made me laugh. Just last days I was browsing a website dedicated to Chuck Norris and the jokes that revolve around him. In this matter of speaking, I decided to copy-paste some jokes for your delight only. You see, we at Tshirt-Factory have a lot of fun, besides being all the time with our heads on our graphic tablets. You must admit that the Chuck Norris jokes are really fruity and fun.
And, you know what? They actually made t-shirts with those jokes! And personally, I would wear such t-shirts coz they’re a lot of fun and I am believed to be having a lot of fun wearing it.
So, here are some Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris got pulled over for speeding he simply left the cop off with a warning.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris did not “lose” his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
…and the Chuck Norris t shirt designs…
