Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was:
Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was:
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Do you understand?
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being
an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want
People constantly make pop-culture references.
That’s why it’s called popular culture, because people
are aware of it and reference it constantly.
They’ll never catch me…because I’m fucking innocent.
And the James Franco T-Shirt – with love from the Clashist
An intense, wild ride into the dark heart of celebrity.